Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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