Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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