People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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