just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
