whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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