Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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