Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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