You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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