question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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