ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
ttyl tear gas
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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