i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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