...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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