Do you still have your period?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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