im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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