Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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