wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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