real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
youre lurking in front of me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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