I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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