this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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