Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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