Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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