Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
PANTIES FOUND
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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