I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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