its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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