people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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