Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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