just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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