She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
