Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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