i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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