Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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