How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Boobs speak an international language.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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