Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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