He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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