Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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