NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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