Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Your topless pictures make me question reality
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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