I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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