he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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