Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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