I love black thongs
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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