Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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