Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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