You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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