Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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