So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
