People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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