What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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