Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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