I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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