he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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