Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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