Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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