I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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